Most of you know Donna-FFW right? Well she is the Goddess of some fabulous food porn, and if you read her blog you might find yourself wanting your own blog full of naughty-ness. There is nothing wrong with letting your hair down, and getting wild and crazy. I could not help myself today. She has shown us that we can express ourselves without compromising our true purpose of showing off some tasty talents, and I am glad she has never caved in to the haters!
My hubby has been working out of town off and on for months now. Coming and going, coming and coming...home late at night, and leaving me to fend for myself. The summer months have already suppressed my appetite, but when you find yourself alone...well, who wants to cook up some fru fru food when you can go out ...or, when you are out just hook yourself up with some Italian hottie that will take care of those wanton desires you keep locked deep deep inside... My son did tell me I am old enough to be a cougar...that does mean I am a carnivore right?
Why should I deny myself just because hubby is not here to please me the way I deserve, and I do live in what I call Little Italy. New Jersey is known for many things, but I never realized that I would be surrounded by so many Italian goodies when we were thinking of moving here...like Italian Deli's full of all kinds of juicy and mouthwatering goodies. I have always liked my goods HOT, and of course it gets hot after you heat it up, but what I want is the really spicy fantasy that brings on the sweat! Sweat in the summer time is a good thing; its a way of keeping us cool and hot all at the same time. Making us want more, and more...
What I brought home was not as long as what you might have seen on Donna's most recent post, but I never felt size mattered; its the end result! She sure knows how to show off the really big ones on her site. She has a handsome FFH (Fire Fighter Husband) who can handle his hose, and has his on way of slow cooking her...Ummm those long and lean loins of hers!
I have to have to have some nice soft, but firm buns to house my meat, and I might could take on two, the way I feel right now...I just seem to be hungry for more! Even though hubby is gone I still have that good hand motion...you know to slice them open...
How about something with a nice lubricant to slide that big boy down! I made my favorite paprika potato salad with lemon dill vinegar, onion, celery, boiled red bliss, and some paprika aoili...
If you are going to take it all in with one bite, well, why not make it a little extra extra big by adding some tomato right out of the garden (the small red one at the bottom, thanks to my friends Adrienne and Bob's garden), and how about some home made sour kraut! I have been craving this, and hubby is not fond of it, so a little will go a long way... I wanted something BIG and BOLD to wrap my lips around...and if that was not enough, I add horseradish mustard to make sure the heat is really pumped up...to go with that cold beer sitting next to my plate...
Oh, face it, I am not as good as Donna, but my mind IS in the gutter right now. That is what my hubby would say if he saw what I was about to put in my mouth, or what just came out of it!
Now its time to eat this, and I promise it will be messy; its not fun if its not messy now and then. I am sure it will drip down my chin, and onto other areas I should not mention. Come to mama baby while daddy's not looking!
What is your favorite food to fix when the significant other is not looking? Come on share, or just giggle...
